ham & mayo

chrismohney:

markcoatney:

In which we learn Cormac McCarthy is the man behind the Columbus NBC affiliate’s twitter feed. 

I looked down at this little gal I was with and give her a big wink and abot that time they brought the old ape out. Had a muzzle on him. He kindly looked me over. Well, they called out our names and everything, I forget what the old ape’s name was, and this old boy rung a dinner bell and I stepped out and circled the old ape. Showed him a little footwoork there. He didn’t look like he was goin to do nothin much so I reached out and busted him one. He just kindly looked at me. Well, I didn’t do nothin but square off and hit him again. Popped him right in the side of the head. When I done that his old head jerked back and his eyes went kindly funny and I said: Well, well, how sweet it is. I’d done spent the fifty dollars. I ducked around and went to hit him again and about that time he jumped right on top of my head and crammed his foot in my mouth and like to tore my jaw off. I couldn’t even holler for help. I thought they never would get that thing off me.